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		<title>7 December 1941</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/12/07/7-december-1941/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 22:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Years later, 5 of the 6 battleships present at the last battlewagon meeting had been bloodied at Pearl Harbor.  &#8220;Win through to ultimate victory,&#8221; indeed.]]></description>
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<p>Years later, 5 of the 6 battleships present at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Surigao_Strait#The_Battle_of_Surigao_Strait_.2825_October.29" target="_blank">the last battlewagon meeting</a> had been bloodied at Pearl Harbor.  &#8220;Win through to ultimate victory,&#8221; indeed.</p>
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		<title>If the Army and the Navy ever look on Heaven&#8217;s scenes&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/11/10/they-will-find-the-streets-are-guarded-by-united-states-marines/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Nov 2010 14:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy 235th! To all of the Marine Corps brotherhood&#8211; those serving, retired Marines, and those who are no longer amongst us&#8211; I have to say &#8220;Thank You&#8221; and Semper Fi.]]></description>
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<p>Happy 235th!  To all of the Marine Corps brotherhood&#8211; those serving, retired Marines, and those who are no longer amongst us&#8211; I have to say &#8220;Thank You&#8221; and Semper Fi.  </p>
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		<title>Oh, glorious day!</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/11/08/oh-glorious-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 18:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good riddance to bad rubbish&#8230; and here&#8217;s to him not being brought back&#8230; All I have to say is&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good riddance to bad rubbish&#8230; and here&#8217;s to him not being brought back&#8230;</p>
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<p>All I have to say is&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Oh, thank God&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/11/08/oh-thank-god/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Nov 2010 16:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Six years ago, I voted in my first election and pulled the lever (actually, filled in the little bubble, but, hey, apparently many of my fellow Floridians can&#8217;t figure out them there complicated votin&#8217; machines) for Mel Martinez for Senator.  He turned out to be just shy of a disaster, who resigned early (to become [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Six years ago, I voted in my first election and pulled the lever (actually, filled in the little bubble, but, hey, apparently many of my fellow Floridians can&#8217;t figure out them there complicated votin&#8217; machines) for Mel Martinez for Senator.  He turned out to be just shy of a disaster, who resigned early (to become a lobbyist!) and was replaced by <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Pepe LePew</span> George LeMieux, he of <a href="http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/01/28/this-is-getting-absurd/" target="_blank">the never-ending emails</a>.</p>
<p>So, I pulled the lev&#8230; err, filled in the bubble for Marco Rubio with just moderate hopes.  At the very best, I was hoping for a kinda-likable guy who wouldn&#8217;t burn the country down until 2016.  Then he goes and does this:</p>
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<p>(Blinks)  What?  Actually agreeing that people with (R) behind their names could share in the blame?  Talking about American exceptionalism?  Invoking God&#8217;s name?  Maybe this guy won&#8217;t be a forgetful ass when he gets to Washington&#8230;</p>
<p>Oh, and as far as President Rubio?  Please, please, I beg you, rest of the country&#8230; don&#8217;t open a vacancy&#8230; Charlie Crist might wrangle his way into it&#8230;  You can have him in 2016.  Maybe 2022.</p>
<p>(H/T <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=42071" target="_blank">iOwnTheWorld</a>)</p>
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		<title>For Sunday Morning 34</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/11/07/for-sunday-morning-34/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 17:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love to tell the story of unseen things above, of Jesus and his glory, of Jesus and his love. I love to tell the story, because I know &#8217;tis true; it satisfies my longings as nothing else can do. Refrain: I love to tell the story, &#8217;twill be my theme in glory, to tell [...]]]></description>
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<p>I love to tell the story<br />
of unseen things above,<br />
of Jesus and his glory,<br />
of Jesus and his love.<br />
I love to tell the story,<br />
because I know &#8217;tis true;<br />
it satisfies my longings<br />
as nothing else can do.<br />
Refrain:<br />
I love to tell the story,<br />
&#8217;twill be my theme in glory,<br />
to tell the old, old story<br />
of Jesus and his love.</p>
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		<title>The election aftermath</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/11/05/the-election-aftermath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 15:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll be short, sweet, and to the point.*  Tuesday night was a spanking&#8211; the Dems got themselves taken to the woodshed and beaten for a bit.  Then they went back in the house and Momma took the fly-flap to their bottoms.  Now they&#8217;re in their room, whining and crying about how unfair it is, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be short, sweet, and to the point.*  Tuesday night was a spanking&#8211; the Dems got themselves taken to the woodshed and beaten for a bit.  Then they went back in the house and Momma took the fly-flap to their bottoms.  Now they&#8217;re in their room, whining and crying about how unfair it is, and how Mama and Papa are just so cruel and unfair.  Keep this up, Junior, and you&#8217;ll get more of the same&#8230;</p>
<p>Now, for a few of the things I&#8217;ve seen here and there that make me giggle.  From <a href="http://macbournes.blogspot.com/2010/11/to-point.html" target="_blank">MacBourne</a>:</p>
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<p>From iOwntheWorld, <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=41803" target="_blank">a visual representation</a> of what just happened.  (If you don&#8217;t catch that drift, <a href="http://smallestminority.blogspot.com/2010/11/promise-kept.html" target="_blank">Kevin can clarify</a>.)</p>
<p>From <a href="http://lagniappeslair.blogspot.com/2010/11/election-day-results.html" target="_blank">Lagniappe&#8217;s Guy</a>: &#8220;Oh&#8211;and Rubio will be the next Senator from Florida. Nice. Suck on that, Crist.&#8221;  You know, if I were Rubio, I&#8217;d be in the Governor&#8217;s Mansion right now, blowing cigar smoke in Suntan Boy&#8217;s face while yelling: &#8220;SAY IT!  SAY MY TITLE!  SAY IT!&#8221;  But then, I&#8217;m just cruel like that&#8211; heck, I&#8217;d love to escort Charlie out of this state&#8230; I just need 7 more guys and a railroad tie to do it&#8230;</p>
<p>Then, from <a href="http://gunfreezone.net/wordpress/index.php/2010/11/03/conceited-in-defeat/" target="_blank">Miguel</a>: &#8220;&#8230; with the inevitable “I am moving out of here” for good measure (And they never move, damn it!)&#8221;  No, they never do move&#8230; like human-sized ticks, they just burrow in deeper, draining blood the entire time.</p>
<p>On a side note, this is an anniversary of sorts for me.  Two years ago today, I walked into a gun store and purchased my Springfield XD.  (No CCW permit, so I went back and brought it home the next Friday.)  It&#8217;s been a fun two years&#8211; I&#8217;ve added plenty of company to the gun cabinet, and I&#8217;ve went from RINO to radical libertarian.  Oh, yeah, and I blog now, too.  Sometimes.</p>
<p>Now, i just have to get used to saying &#8220;Senator Rubio.&#8221;  (Lights cigar)</p>
<p>*Yeah, you thought I was to the point before?  Well, that presentation <a href="http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/10/26/early-morning-wake-up-call/" target="_blank">I was talking about</a>?  Turns out we went <em>20:59</em>, not 19:59&#8211; the professor gave our female teammate a minute.  Seeing as we got not question and answer time, our &#8220;A+&#8221; presentation was graded &#8220;B+.&#8221;  So, to keep us from being docked a letter grade the next time, and to please the mademoiselle, I&#8217;m working on being as quick as possible.  (Wait, that sounded wrong&#8230;)</p>
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		<title>Dosing it out&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://dixiecarpetbagger.com/2010/09/20/dosing-it-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dixie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I&#8217;m still alive (kinda, sorta, okay I just check my pulse to make sure).  Unfortunately, the institution of my educational improvement is experiencing a wave of sickness, leaving me the only functioning member of three different class groups I belong to.  So, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of writing, just not here. Oh, and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I&#8217;m still alive (kinda, sorta, okay I just check my pulse to make sure).  Unfortunately, the institution of my educational improvement is experiencing a wave of sickness, leaving me the only functioning member of three different class groups I belong to.  So, I&#8217;ve been doing a lot of writing, just not here.</p>
<p>Oh, and here&#8217;s a completely unrelated but awesome music video via <a href="http://macbournes.blogspot.com/2010/09/guilty-pleasures.html" target="_blank">MacBourne</a>:</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m still alive&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just on a treadmill&#8230; that keeps going and going and going&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just on a treadmill&#8230; that keeps going and going and going&#8230;</p>
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		<title>The surreality of reality</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 04:17:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, I&#8217;ve found myself saying &#8220;Self, there&#8217;s no way things could get any more surreal.&#8221;  Then things get more surreal, and Self simply shrugs his shoulders.  Lessons to learn?  One, talking to yourself isn&#8217;t a great sign of mental stability.  Two, when life hands you apples, make apple juice. Warning: naughty, naughty language warning.  Viewer [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lately, I&#8217;ve found myself saying &#8220;Self, there&#8217;s no way things could get any more surreal.&#8221;  Then things get more surreal, and Self simply shrugs his shoulders.  Lessons to learn?  One, talking to yourself isn&#8217;t a great sign of mental stability.  Two, when life hands you apples, make apple juice.</p>
<p><em>Warning: naughty, naughty language warning.  Viewer discretion is at the viewer&#8217;s discretion.</em></p>
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<p>If you don&#8217;t recognize the group that did it, I present you with the video that made the rounds a while back.</p>
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<p>Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I have to go put on some Zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.</p>
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		<title>I miss the Duke&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My family came from a diverse set of places on this Earth&#8211; if I were to turn over enough stones, I could claim relatives from Scandinavia, Mongolia, the river valleys of Germany, the mountain slopes in Northern Ireland, and the highlands of Scotland.  I do claim these relatives, and I claim their legacy&#8230; and their [...]]]></description>
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<p>My family came from a diverse set of places on this Earth&#8211; if I were to turn over enough stones, I could claim relatives from Scandinavia, Mongolia, the river valleys of Germany, the mountain slopes in Northern Ireland, and the highlands of Scotland.  I do claim these relatives, and I claim their legacy&#8230; and their legacy was a search, a struggle to find a free land.</p>
<p>I am an American.  Why would I wear the oppression my ancestors bore as part of my identity?  Should I wear the scars my German ancestors gained from the Romans?  Or perhaps the ones gained by my Irish ancestors under the care of the British?  Or should I simply leave off all hyphens, prefixes and suffixes and say that I&#8217;m from <em>here</em>?</p>
<p>(H/T <a href="http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=33934" target="_blank">I Own The World</a>)</p>
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