A Dixie Carpetbagger

Dear Leader requisition first 100 Government Motors Volts.  Volts doubleplusgood noncoaluse greencars.  Persons smearing Volts nonpersons and doubleplusungood badthinkers.  Volts futurecar; once all persons drive Volts, America will be doubleplusgood noncoaluse country.  Volt picture below.

Excuse error– doubleplusungood badthinker insert picture of doubleplusungood coaluse car made by fatcat capitalists.  Volt picture below.

Remember, Dear Leader is AMSOC.  AMSOC is life.  Dear Leader is life.

(H/T Uncle)

Did you know they have Knight Rider in the GDR? It’s a Trabant with a pocket calculator!

Doubleplus ungood crimethinking enemies stole election Tuesday night.  Enemies blackwhite crimethinkers.  Enemies led by doubleplus ungood sexcriminal, guncriminal, truckcriminal.  Enemies trying to spread crimethink.

Good Amsoc proles will crimestop, but douleplus good proles bellyfeel.  Dayorder is to
destroy doubleplus ungood ownlifers.

Amsoc will destroy these doubleplus ungood crimethinkers.  Crimethinkers get joycamp or become unpersons.  Doubleplus good bellyfeelers get prolefeed.

Victory belongs to Amsoc.  Doubleplus ungood crimethinkers cannot stop Amsoc.  Doubleplus ungood crimethinkers futilely attempt to stop Amsoc.  Crimethink is death.  Goodthink is life.  Goodthink must destroy crimethink.  Amsoc must destroy crimethink.

You are AMSOC.  AMSOC is life.  Life is AMSOC.

New York Times malquoted Our Leader. Speedful rectification of misprint upsubbed. Doublepluss ungood blackwhite duckspeakers at joycamps or unpersons. Old thinkers must self-crimestop and not file prolefeed reports. Reality is goodthink. Amsoc is reality. Our Leader is Amsoc. Big brother is watching.