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Accept no substitute.

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One of Weer’d's readers left him a comment on one of his DGU (defensive Gun Use) posts.

Funny story. I tell my GF I want a gun because I follow this blog, but she tells me she doesn’t want me carrying it around her. She argues that pepper spray or a taser would be equally effective. Thoughts?

Weer’d responds here with some videos and facts.  His points, in short: tasers and OC (Oleoresin Capsicum) spray are nice, but they only for cops.  As to why, I’ll quote Weer’d himself:

You see as a civilian I have one dichotomy when it comes to personal defense. Deadly force, and no Force.

Which ties in with something Bob S. wrote:

What level of violence is acceptable when fighting back against a criminal intent on harming me or mine?

I answered in the comments with something I’ll expand here, the “Axe Theory.”

The philosophy of the Soviet General Staff is no different from that of the horsemen (The Magnificent Seven –ed.) whom I had watched riding the desert. `If you want to stay alive, kill your enemy. The quicker you finish him off, the less chance he will have to use his own gun.’ In essence, this is the whole theoretical basis on which their plans for a third world war have been drawn up. The theory is known unofficially in the General Staff as the `axe theory’. It is stupid, say the Soviet generals, to start a fist-fight if your opponent may use a knife. It is just as stupid to attack him with a knife if he may use an axe. The more terrible the weapon which your opponent may use, the more decisively you must attack him, and the more quickly you must finish him off. Any delay or hesitation in doing this will just give him a fresh opportunity to use his axe on you. To put it briefly, you can only prevent your enemy from using his axe if you use your own first.

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Many years passed and I became an officer serving with the General Staff. Suddenly, as I studied American theories of war, I came to an appalling realization. It became clear to me that a modern American cowboy who is working up to a decisive fight will always expect to begin by spitting at and insulting his opponent and to continue by throwing whisky in his face and chucking custard pies at him before resorting to more serious weapons. He expects to hurl chairs and bottles at his enemy and to try to stick a fork or a tableknife into his behind and then to fight with his fists and only after all this to fight it out with his gun.

This is a very dangerous philosophy. You are going to end up by using pistols. Why not start with them? Why should the bandit you are fighting wait for you to remember your gun? He may shoot you before you do, just as you are going to slap his face. By using his most deadly weapon at the beginning of the fight, your enemy saves his strength. Why should he waste it throwing chairs at you? Moreover, this will enable him to save his own despicable life. After all, he does not know, either, when you, the noble hero, will decide to use your gun. Why should he wait for this moment? You might make a sudden decision to shoot him immediately after throwing custard pies at him, without waiting for the exchange of chairs. Of course he won’t wait for you when it comes to staying alive. He will shoot first. At the very start of the fight.

This is why police officers draw their weapons.  This is also why so many people who try to use “less than lethal” force end up in hospitals… or the morgue.  If you have a good tool, use that good tool.  If a guy is attempting to beat down your door in the middle of the night, don’t try to build up to things… go for broke.  After all, he might get phased when you crack him over the head with a frying pan… or he might get pissed off and hurt you.

Remember, most DGUs result in no shooting.  Which of the following is the better scenario:

1. You are exiting a Quickie Mart one night when a rough-looking gentleman in a T-shirt and shorts accosts you for your wallet.  Observing that he is holding a knife, you pull your OC spray and dose him.  He begins to fail about, and then charges you and stabs you.  You end up in the ICU with multiple knife wounds.

2. You are exiting a Quickie Mart one night when a rough-looking gentleman in a T-shirt and shorts accosts you for your wallet.  Observing that he is holding a knife, you draw your sidearm and aim it at his center of mass.  He holds his hands up and surrenders, and you hold him until police arrive.

I know which one I’d rather participate in…

For humor: here’s how scenario one would play out, and how I feel about OC spray.

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June 17th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Posted in Guns,Self Defense

The real caliber for self defense…

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LANGUAGE WARNING

Yes, this is a joke. A funny joke, but a joke.

(H/T Weer’d)

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June 16th, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Posted in Guns,Humor,Videos

Oh, frak no…

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Taurus is going to release a .380 ACP revolver.

Who in the hell thought this one up?  Are the engineers at Taurus using a dartboard to select calibers now?  Hey, it’s not like .380 is hard to find… OH, WAIT, IT IS.  When I first saw this at Uncle’s, I thought it was a (tasteless) joke.  No, they’re serious– a revolver that’ll fire low-powered ammo that’s hard to find, will be useless without moon clips, and they stopped making a 9mm revolver to make this.

Great job, Taurus!  What’s next, a short-barreled .410 revolver for concealed carry?

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go take a walk before this music begins I go all Charlie Baileygates…

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June 11th, 2010 at 12:00 pm

Posted in Guns,Stupidity

Gun Trek II: The Wrath of Can

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Having given up on finding pretty much any ammo he requires, the intrepid gunblogger turns his focus to the next task: storing what he already has.  He calculates what he needs, and draws up a list of the required materials.  Firing up his thinking-machine supercomputer, he begins tracking down these supplies, only to find out something disturbing: he’s too late… they’re gone…

The only places online who had any ammo cans were either overpriced or shady.  Even the few places who had any for a decent price made up for it with the shipping.  That left gun shows and local places… which were, of course, completely barren of anything I needed.  However, my last resort had a piece of intel for me: there was a new little army surplus store right over the state line who might have some ammo cans in stock.

Well, it’s not a new store, or little, and they weren’t right over the state line, but the tipster made up for those errors by being right on the cans.  Not only did they have ammo cans in stock, they had pallets of them in stock.  Ten bucks for a M2A1 “fifty cal” can, and fifteen for a PA120 “40 mm” can.  I picked the best three M2A1s out of the pallet, paid my bill, and went to the house to clean them up.  It’s at this point I found out that there are actually two types of “fifty cal” cans, the M2A1 and the PA108 “fat fifty.” Guess which I already had?

So, all of my ammo’s sorted, counted and stored… in three different size cans.  Bulk ammo in M19A1 “thirty cal” cans, some of the boxed stuff in M2A1s, and the rest in PA108s.  Which means that I now have to figure out how to build a cabinet to hold three different size cans efficiently.  (sigh)

There was some humor, though.  One of the cans I had to pass up (it was on its last legs) had a stenciled warning spraypainted in small white letters on its lid:

THIS CONTAINER READY FOR DEPLOYMENT OR INSPECTION
DO NOT OPEN

Next time I go up there, I’m going to see if that can (or one of its brothers) is there… I want that lid… (chuckle)

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May 19th, 2010 at 2:15 pm

Posted in Guns,Humor,Personal

Convention Time

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This weekend is the NRA Annual Convention.

Of course, such an event attracts gun bloggers.  Known attendees include Breda, Caleb, Countertop, Jay, Joe Huffman, Sebastian, UncleWeer’d and Xrlq.  Known absentees include Robb, Roberta, Tam and of course, myself.

I had originally planned to attend, but I couldn’t fit it into my schedule– even by the shortest route, it was over 9 hours each way, and that involved going through Birmingham and Atlanta.  (I personally doubt that estimate– I’ve driven the roads in Alabama that route goes over, and there’s no way you could do 55 all the way…)

Sebastian sat in on the law conference (a.k.a. “the room I’ll be the farthest from”) while Bitter sat in on the Leadership Forum.  She points out that Charlotte greeted the event by asking the convention goers… to not shoot anybody.  I would like to point out to the NRA that maybe instead of a 280,000 sq ft convention center, they might like to have 220,000 sq ft, 600,000 sq ft, 1,400,000 sq ft, or even 7,000,000 sq ft to play with.  (The last one, the Orange County Convention Center, even has hotel rooms and food services on site.  Plus, Orlando is a helluva lot nicer than Charlotte.)

Only problem with the tri-state area is that the Yankees amongst us might not be able to survive it.  While 84 degrees might be tolerable, I don’t think summer temperatures in Montgomery or Orlando will be… which is why those convention centers are completely enclosed.

One event I sorely regret missing is the Gura V. Helmke debate.  (Update here.)  What I wouldn’t have given to have had Mike V. in the front row… “Why, Mr. Helmke, it’s your friend Mike!”

Also, quote of the event comes from Bitter:

We’re now on to Heath Shuler, one of those evil right wing Democrats [...]  He believes he may be the member of Congress who buys the most ammunition. That would be an interesting debate to have.

I can actually see this debate going down in whispers during a State of the Union address…

Shuler: I buy the most ammunition of any of us.
Boehner: No way.
Ryan: Yeah, in just .223 I have at least 100 thousand.
Bachmann: Heck, I just count it by the ammo can now.
Paul: I count it by the pallet now.
Wilson: YOU LIE!
(uncomfortable silence)
Wilson: Sorry… you were saying, Mr. President?

And, of course, Jay and Weer’d in the same car is creating humor by the mile… sounds like something me and my friends would do.  Which validates what my high school art teacher always said… “there’s rednecks everywhere.”

So, I missed a good debate, and speeches by Larry Potterfield, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin.  (sigh)  Maybe next year…

(crosses fingers)  Here’s to hoping for a video of Gura and Helmke.

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May 15th, 2010 at 8:00 am

Posted in Government,Guns,Humor

Monday humor.

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Short post today, still dealing with finals.  Had a sample final due last night (final final due next Sunday… after the semester ends… thank you, Mr. “I can’t figure out due dates*”), and more through this week.

1- Finally had a failure with my Mossberg 702.  With a Remington Golden bullet.  Curse you, Tam, for jinxing me!  This is the first RGB I’ve had fail.  Meanwhile, the high-end CBee has been nothing but trouble.  My Mossberg’s like me– it likes to eat simple, hardy and cheap.

2- MikeB’s at it again.  At this point, the only use MikeB and the rest of his little playgroup have is that every time they begin spewing their crap, gun bloggers show up to correct them… which leads to me finding new gun bloggers.  Thanks, Sparky!**

3-If you aren’t already, watch Justified.  I hope this one doesn’t get killed off…

* His name is Mr. (prophet we’re not supposed to draw) (honorific of Umar) (religion of peace).  No, I’m not making that up.

** I wonder why Sparky and the rest don’t ever mess with Tam?  Hmm…

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April 26th, 2010 at 8:00 am

Ok, now, that’s just weird.

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Instead of owning a 10/22, like everyone else in the gun world, I own a Mossberg 702, and I love it. [...] Wish they made a pistol version, though.

The other day, I was in a gun store, waiting in line to see if they had any .380 ammo (they didn’t, they never do) when I saw a few 702s in the rack and thought to my self “Self, if they made a pistol version of that, it would be what you need.  But it’ll never happen.”

Never Say Never Again.  Pretty nice looking, actually… wish it had iron sights, though.  But at least I can stop hoping for a .22 conversion for my XD…

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April 22nd, 2010 at 1:48 pm

Posted in Guns,Humor,Reviews

Two points.

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Not really feeling it today.  Scrambling to finish the semester, get several machines up and running, and clear a backlog of reading and news watching.  (I haven’t hit the GUNS magazine from two months ago yet.)

But, before I go rambling off, two points.

One-  per OpenSecrets, I have more cash on hand than the Brady Campaign does.  Right now, if the Brady Bunch was in an aircraft, there would be a voice insisting that they PULL UP.  (Either that, or the Airbus click-click-click-click ALTITUDE, ALTITUDE would kick in.)

Two- per a commenter on this article, “[w]hen you [gun owners] get as big as our armed forces then you can rattle your sabers.”  Just one tiny little problem…  there are between 65 and 80 plus million gun owners in the United States.  Including all reserves and paramilitary forces (CAP, JROTC, Coast Guard, etc.), the United States only has 3,385,400 people in the military.  For reference, at 65 million gun owners, that’s 19.2 gun owners per military man.  At 80 million, that goes to 23.6 to 1.

So, can we rattle our sabers now?

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April 20th, 2010 at 8:00 am

Monday morning silliness…

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19 April 2010
Newsflash: Gun Kills 5, Wounds 1.
San Francisco, CA

Police are searching for the perpetrator of five murders today in San Francisco.  Sunday afternoon, the suspect– described as “a big, dark revolver with hands and legs”– killed five and wounded one in a random attack outside a tavern.  The lone survivor is unable to remember details, but believes the revolver’s last words before shooting him were “… you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?”

The suspect is described by police as a high-capacity semi-automatic revolver, about 8 inches tall and around a foot long.  If you see this suspect– or anything matching the description– please do not attempt to apprehend it, as it is very dangerous.  Forward all tips and sightings to your local police department.

Well, for once, it looks like a gun DID kill someone…

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April 19th, 2010 at 8:00 am

Today’s the day…

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Whether you’re going to a Tax Day Tea Party or going to make this Buy A Gun Day, be careful and be safe.  Remember– stay alert, stay alive.

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April 15th, 2010 at 8:00 am