I’d love to see a pro-gun group do a parody of this:
“You don’t need a gun to defend your kid… because they should already have one.”
(Scene cuts to little Suzy in a parking lot, BIG BAD GUY about to grab her when she spins around and draws) “STOP! FREEEEZE!” (Sounds of gunfire are heard)
(Scene cuts to Suzy sitting on her car hood, pointing a revolver at a wounded BIG BAD GUY holding his belly and bleeding. She’s calling 911 on her cell) “Hello, 911? I’d like to report an attempted kidnapping. Yeah, he’s still here. Nope, he’s down on the ground bleeding. Okay, I’ll stay on the line. Can you have the officers grab something to eat? I’m starving. Oh wait, I got a beep, hold on a second…”
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Seriously? You don’t need a (big, bad, scary) gun to defend your kid… because you can get an Amber Alert? What’s that saying again? You know, the one about the moral superiority of a murdered rape victim?
(H/T Breda)
Miguel
24 Jun 10 at 4:14 PM
This is so stupid in so many levels it is not even funny.
“Dear Moms:
If you see your kid being kidnapped, do not do a thing, just flip your cellphone and call Amber Alert at 1-800-DUMB-ASS.
We also offer affordable funeral serviced and do not miss our sale on white caskets.”
Kahiel
26 Jun 10 at 10:11 AM
You don’t need a gun to defend your children, but they sure do help!
Dixie
26 Jun 10 at 11:15 PM
Heh. My Dad though so.