Last night, I had paused the T.V. so that I could go to the bathroom and not miss any of the show. I had left the volume up a bit, since the A/C was on when I got up. I had unwittingly also set the DVR to record two things at the same time… which makes the DVR given an on-screen two minute SILENT count-down, then turns the channel to the recorded channel. That’s the set-up, and here comes the punchline.
So, I’m in the middle of doing my fountain act when I hear a very loud, very British voice in the next room commenting on something being made cheaply. As I was pulling myself off the ceiling, my first thoughts were 1) I’m being home invaded by Jeremy Clarkson and 2) Now THAT’S insult to injury.
Weer'd Beard
16 Jun 10 at 4:48 AM
Does the wife place one of those handy-dandy little rugs at the foot of the john just for these occasions?
I’m super pissed they only have one season of Top Gear on Netflix instant view! LOVE THAT SHOW!!!
Dixie
16 Jun 10 at 8:33 PM
Heh. It would be odd if she did, since I’m not married.
But, yes, there is a “blast blanket” around the foot of the jug, for occasions just like this.