A Dixie Carpetbagger

You’re WRONG! Those were PARTY POPPERS!

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The kids in JayG’s neighborhood are getting ready for the 4th.  I react to loud popping noises in my area the same way.  It’s just that in my woods, it’s more likely to be actual gunfire.  (chuckle)

I do want to point out a chuckle inducing part of the post, though (emphasis mine):

Last night was the first time this year I heard anything, and it was a pretty substantial volley – at least a dozen decent sized rockets if not more.

Last 4th, I fired off a dozen… dozen at the same time.  24 1″ tubes, 6 bottle rockets in each, tied together with fast burning (5 seconds a foot) cannon fuse.  Since each bottle rocket has a crappy fuse, the ignition times and burn rates vary slightly– this means the effect is somewhere between a Neberlwerfer and a Katyusha.

Of course, I live out in the sticks, so a barrage of bottle rockets screaming out of the tubes and exploding a few seconds later doesn’t bother anyone.  seeing as the Sheriff’s department is about a mile away, they probably enjoyed the show, too.  (chuckle)

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Written by Dixie

June 11th, 2010 at 2:00 pm

Posted in Humor,Personal,Projects

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