A Dixie Carpetbagger

Rabbit Killer

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On Mother’s Day, I treated my mother to a good meal, some good conversation and an afternoon of picking blueberries* that ended with me being able to display my pistolcraft.  You see, I felled one of her mortal enemies– a cottontail rabbit– from 20 yards with a single shot.  Draw, aim, front sight, press… and the raider of the garden was dead.

Meanwhile, the Defenders of the People’s Republic of Kalifornia can’t put down a deer at 5 paces without emptying a mag:

Oh, and the animal control officers there “were not trained to use the specialized [tranquilizer] guns.”  Man, good thing we train our public servants, right?  Imagine if we let mere mortals have these tools!  [/ Sarcasm off]

I feel sad for the deer–  not a single critical hit, and it couldn’t even lay down and die in peace.

*Elliott’s and Scrub Blueberries, not the Rabbiteye type.  Rabbiteye berries are the most tasteless rip-offs I’ve ever seen.

(H/T Uncle)

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Written by Dixie

May 18th, 2010 at 10:00 am

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