This is Bonnie Blondie reporting for WPSH. This just in, a mentally unstable gun owner arrested for transporting several thousand rounds of ammunition– some of it ARMOR PIERCING!!!!– into the peaceful country of Mexico. Also, in New York City, a crime ring was busted attempting to secret away several dozen guns, including several sniper rifles and assassin’s crossbows. No statement has been released yet from the NRA…
Please, 30 guns, 7 knives and a coupla crossbows? I call that “a good start.” Less than 3,000 rounds of ammo? I’ve walked out of a store with more than that! (5 bulk packs of .22 plus 3 20 round boxes of .40 S&W.) And forget saving the pants when I make a gun show run– Ms. Reporter Lady would expel feces at supersonic speeds…
Also, please note that while Office Depot workers aren’t as susceptible to PSH, they are a bit touchy. So if you happen to have, say 6 or 7 (maybe 8 ) ammo cans in your trunk, please remember this before you pop the hatch and tell them “just put that chair in there with everything else…” Otherwise, there will be an awkward moment that ends with you agreeing with the salesman that yes, that might fit better in the back seat… (Don’t ask me how I know this…)
