Dear Leader requisition first 100 Government Motors Volts. Volts doubleplusgood noncoaluse greencars. Persons smearing Volts nonpersons and doubleplusungood badthinkers. Volts futurecar; once all persons drive Volts, America will be doubleplusgood noncoaluse country. Volt picture below.
Excuse error– doubleplusungood badthinker insert picture of doubleplusungood coaluse car made by fatcat capitalists. Volt picture below.
Remember, Dear Leader is AMSOC. AMSOC is life. Dear Leader is life.
(H/T Uncle)
Did you know they have Knight Rider in the GDR? It’s a Trabant with a pocket calculator!
Linoge
7 Apr 10 at 5:54 AM
Hell, the friendly Feds are not even “requisitioning” the first 100 or whatever – they are simply not going to sell them to the average public.
After all, those are the Fed’s cars, given they own GM/Chevy…
Dixie
8 Apr 10 at 5:38 PM
So, the government is going to restrict the purchase of crappy vehicles that it financed? What’s that old line about “a fool and his money?”