{Scene – A large server room. Sirens and klaxons are going off while red lights flash and illuminate the terrified faces of the sys-admins}
For extra comedic effect, read “Johnson” as having Scotty’s voice… and imagine all the explosions from the final battle in Star Trek 6 thrown in for good measure.
Now that I’ve shown my geek cred, I have to highlight Robb’s. His (first) AR is engraved with the slogan from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Oh, and he wants this selector switch. (Though I think a better option would be “Boring” – “Intriguing” – “Interesting,” myself.)
Sean
30 Mar 10 at 3:01 PM
Nice! Though I still want mine to be pirate-speak – “Parley” and “Plunder”
And I’ve been guilty of the UPS “Where is it gorram it?” myself!
Dixie
31 Mar 10 at 4:06 PM
The only serious delay I’ve ever had was DHL… and all thoughts of angry comments ended when the 6′ 3″, 200+ pound *female* driver stepped off the truck. “Yes, ma’am, thank you, ma’am, have a nice day, ma’am.”