A Dixie Carpetbagger

If you're offended, just know that I meant every bit of it.

What’s old is new again…

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Cops get all the nice goodies.  Class 3 firearms, souped-up cars, they can wear aviators and nobody minds, they get to drive chariots

Wait, what?

What I just linked is possibly one of the funniest stories I’ve ever read.  What’s even funnier is that the chariots are real.

Hmm… I have an old Briggs & Stratton 16 HP mower engine… and wheels… and some cabling… (begins scribbling) hmm, put a captain’s chair in for safety and comfort…  some paint, some lights… a Dixie horn’s a must… maybe a sona si latine loqueris bumper sticker… (puts on mirrored aviators and rushes out, plans in hand, mumbling)

Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem!  Cur rides? Ridiculum non sum!  Nitimur in vetitum semper cupimusque negata… homines, quo plura habent, eo ampliora cupiunt.

(H/T Gun Free Zone)

Written by Dixie

January 28th, 2010 at 8:00 am

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  1. That is too awesome.
    You ought to share that on our other little forum.

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