Look, Senator LePew LeMieux… I’ve unsubscribed from your newsletter four times already. I don’t want any news from you except to hear that you’re no longer my Senator. I’m not kidding, being coy, or playing hard to get– I don’t want to get email from you. PERIOD.
I’m not buying your conversion to fiscal conservatism… remember, you’re “a Charlie Crist Republican,” and he’s not exactly a small spender. You’re Charlie’s handpicked seat warmer, and in January of next year, you’ll be gone. Might want to see if Marco Rubio wants any customizations made to the chair you’re sitting in… it’ll be his chair come 2011.
The one thing you could do to merit a smile on my face is to publicly announce you’re resigning, and that you’ve appointed Chuck Baldwin to your seat. Shy of that, stop sending me emails.
