A Dixie Carpetbagger

Insomnia, and fun with it.

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No more posting for today.  I’m writing this at 2 A.M., it’s cold, my printer has frozen (global warming, my hindquarters), and I’m going to try to go to sleep.  Oh, and I have class tonight.

Maybe I’ll have sane dreams tonight.  Last night, I had a dream I was working with Blackwater Xe in Iraq.  As an animal handler.  For a narcotics sniffing bear named “Fluffy.”  Who also could sniff out WMDs and nuclear material… but oddly wasn’t set off by all the luminous watch dials around him.

(shakes head)  I hope I don’t top that tonight…

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Written by Dixie

January 12th, 2010 at 10:00 am

Posted in Blog,Humor,Personal

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  1. Awesome dream. Fluffy?

    Is it true they are calling the cold snap in Florida a case of reptilian dysfunction?

    • Dixie

      13 Jan 10 at 7:48 PM

      Some people are. It’s been near freezing in the Keys. Hopefully the Key deer aren’t hurt, but I’ve never seen weather like this in Florida.

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