A Dixie Carpetbagger

Per Uncle, Hell has frozen over.  Chuckle all you want, but don’t try to explain any of this with your fancy “science.”  You know that nothin’ normal and of this world could explain all of this weather.  The press gettin’ uppity with Obama, zombie iguanas, Chris Dodd retiring… truly, the end is nigh.

Next thing you know, really weird stuff will be happening.  Al gore will stop trying to peddle global warm… err, climate change, cats and dogs living together… mass hysteria!