Cop pulls over stripper. Cop gets… “happy.” Cop shoots the love gun on stripper. DNA proves that the pearl necklace was a gift from the cop. Cop goes to trial. Slam dunk case, right?
Here’s a quote from his defense attorney: “She got what she wanted, she’s an overtly sexual person.” What’s worse is that this attorney’s name is Stokke. He’s the father of Allison Stokke, the pole vaulter now Internet famous. Mr. Stokke doesn’t like the attention his daughter has been getting. Mr. Stokke, I don’t think that the lady you called a “overtly sexual person” liked the attention she got, either.
(H/T Uncle)
