The Bill Of Rights [Revised]
Apparently, sometime between 1787 and now, the Bill of Rights changed, and never got around to telling me.

Yet another reason that I support home schooling. That is so wrong it’s almost funny. Amendments 2 and 4 are the most chuckle inducing. So, I can petition for “permission” to own a gun? Whatever happened to “the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”?
Oh, right, it doesn’t work with the modern role of government. Can’t have those citizens getting uppity or anything. They might even get the concept that government needs limits, and we can’t have that!
Here is the original post by the father of the 6th grader who brought this home.
(H/T David Codrea)