A new domestic terrorist faction has been spotted in a New Jersey suburb. Officials say that the faction, Al-Cluck-Purr, is responsible for at least one strained tendon and one woman running into traffic screaming like a sissy.
New Jersey police say that members of this group are easily identified, as they are less than two feet tall, covered in feathers, and are made of lean sandwich meat. We were told that this group poses no harm to anyone who is not a lifelong New Jersey resident. Police state that under no circumstances are civilians to attempt to hun… er, apprehend these violent extremists.
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