Doing my posts for the next couple of days. Have to start off with a light one, just to crack a smile. J. R. at Armed and Christian had a “Random Thoughts” post that made me chuckle.
“There is a great need for sarcasm font.”
Ya think?
“I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.”
Already taken care of. Planning now can prevent problems later.
“What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?”
Dunno, but even money says it ends badly.
“Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?”
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds it might incriminate me.
“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.”
Yes, and at my last job, we called it “clocking in.”