Dear subjects citizens-
Recently, there has been an outbreak of people promoting and engaging in political terrorism. Some have mistakenly said that they are allowed to do this, and that this is a “right” provided to them by a document called “the Constitution.” This is incorrect; as you were taught in school, the Constitution is a document written and signed by the Founding Parents which states that your “rights” come from Washington, and that if we decide it is in your best interest, we can take some of these “rights” from you before you hurt yourself. Luckily, some of your comrades have taken up the fight against these agitators, just as your beloved President has said would be necessary. Do not fear; these brave workers are on our side. The majority of Americans agree with us, and the evilmonger “others” are nothing more than Nazis, and we all know how our Diplomatic Corps verbally disparaged those right-wingers… before our Soviet comrades annihilated them. In conclusion: be strong, be bold, engage your unenlightened and dis-informed neighbors, and report the complainers to us.
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
Kahiel
16 Aug 09 at 5:23 PM
As per the Chosen One, we shall only address real concerns regarding the health insurance reform, not the actual issues raised in the bill.
Dixie
16 Aug 09 at 5:27 PM
Correct. Also, please try to remember that you will be allowed to keep your healthcare, no matter what Fox News (and page 16 of the bill) say.
W.Richards
18 Aug 09 at 10:04 AM
I keep running across this quote from a political figure from back in 2003
“I am sick and tired of people who say that if you debate and you disagree with this administration somehow you’re not patriotic. We should stand up and say, we are Americans and we have a right to disagree with any administration.”
BTW It’s was from Hillary Clinton…..
Dixie
18 Aug 09 at 9:13 PM
You keep forgetting that what’s good for the goose isn’t good for the gander. Heh.
Dixie